So I've had lots of time to think lately due to the disownershipment..... And I know the root of all my problems!!! It's because I'm white. I decided that it would be heavenly to be asian and this is no joke. I've been noticing them like crazy around these parts lately, they're everywhere. Why, you ask would it be so great to be asian??? Many reasons. I think they are so adorable. I don't have any problems with be a petite mod girl with fashion instinct as a bonus. They're not required to know english and communicate civily, they get so excited about small things like the size of Taco Loco's..... and they get to hang around the bus stops all day doing nothing. Oh, and plus I'm sure they get free education. Suggest a better lifestyle. I wouldn't have to excercise or tan, and most seem like they've got really soft hair.
Why can't I just sit around and look cute all day and have this endearing mysteriousness going for me. I heart Asians as my new moto!
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Nope- I've tried.. I can't beat it. The perks are too many. I'm switching over. Why can't I be in your mind and think up this myself?
Ha, I love this. You are so funny. You should do standup.
what is going on in the life of candice?? Either the love affair has calmed down or you're just keeping it to yourself.. (since that was the inspiration for so many blogs-) All I know is that you are partying it up- oh and that you adopted the word b*@$# which I'm not a huge fan of by the way. Send me a pic of the new babe if you get the chance! love
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